Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I'll never fly Virgin Airlines. Why would anyone want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way.

Piñatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you'll get what you want.

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us tickets.

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure.

Pepsi and Coke can't even be in the same restaurant together and society wants us all to get along?

I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.