Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I was going to tell a joke about time travel but nobody laughed.
1988: Don't get into a car with a stranger
2002: Don't meet people on the Internet
2018: Uber
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
What if UFOs are just Billionaires from other planets.
They say you are what you eat. In what did I eat anxiety and back problems?
Rhinos are just Unicorns that let themselves go.
I picked up a book about a car, it's an auto biography
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
They really need to stock ATMs better. I went to 4 of them today and they all said "insufficient funds."
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.