Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Confucius says: He who sleeps like a baby does not have one.
What if oxygen is poisonous and just takes about 80 years to kill us?
I feel like getting some work done, so I'm lying down until the feeling passes.
Will my computer last five years? Obsoletely!
If I drop a cookie and pick it up, is that considered a squat?
Do not look at me in that tone of voice.
Chaos coordinator at your service.
I put the "pro" in procrastination.
Surviving another day that should have been an email.
This meeting could have been a nap.