Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I'm busy right now, can I ignore you later?
Life's greatest tragedy is that we grow old too soon, and wise too late.
When hanging toilet paper, remember beards are cool, mullets are bad.
When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it.
What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.
My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do.
I'm not antisocial, I'm just selectively social.
Scientists estimate there are over 650 million obese people in the world, but those are just round figures.
I ate my exam papers...which means pretty soon I'll pass the test.
You should use glasses to do math. It improves division