Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

Piñatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you'll get what you want.

Everything will kill you, so choose something fun.

Remember, if you can't say something nice, make it funny.

A penny for your thoughts seems a bit pricey.

I think think there's something wrong with my cactus I'm growing but I can't put my finger on it.