Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

My superpower is making things awkward without even trying.

The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you are still a rat.

The doctor says my cholesterol count is so high that I can't even say "cheese" when I get my picture taken.

Piñatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you'll get what you want.

I told a joke in my Zoom meeting today. It wasn't even remotely funny.

Procrastination is a dish best served eventually.