Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

what's the best way to fight capitalism? only use lowercase letters.

Piñatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you'll get what you want.

The best part of going to work is coming home at the end of the day.

A best friend is someone who clears your search history immediately after you die.

I hate housework. You make the beds, you do the dishes – and six months later you have to start all over again.

In reality, plants are actually farming us, by giving us oxygen daily, until we eventually decompose, so they can consume us.