Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I told a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed.
Turns out I'm not even remotely funny.

I was going to tell a joke about time travel but nobody laughed.

They really need to stock ATMs better. I went to 4 of them today and they all said "insufficient funds."

What's the difference
between a good joke
and a bad joke timing.

I met a depressed bodybuilder today. He had nothing to lift for.

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.