Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I told a joke in my Zoom meeting today. It wasn't even remotely funny.

I was going to tell a joke about time travel but nobody laughed.

What's the difference
between a good joke
and a bad joke timing.

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do.

It's rare that a defibrillator fails, but nobody's shocked when they do.