Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

They really need to stock ATMs better. I went to 4 of them today and they all said "insufficient funds."

I told a joke in my Zoom meeting today. It wasn't even remotely funny.

I met a depressed bodybuilder today. He had nothing to lift for.

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

Diet tip: Your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any.

Today I found out that spring rolls are not just for eating in spring.