Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
The cashiers in this town keep checking me out.
Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you.
I think think there's something wrong with my cactus I'm growing but I can't put my finger on it.
People can't drive you crazy if you don't give them the keys.
Ice is just water going through a hard time.
I learn from the people who take my advice.
Went to a seafood disco. Pulled a mussel.
"I can't wait until I'm grown" was the dumbest shit I have ever said.
After 100 years on the bottom of the ocean, divers were amazed to find the Titanic's pool was still full.
The invention of the teaspoon caused quite a stir.