Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Albert Einstein is a great scientist, a good man. But his brother Frank, is a monster.
what's the best way to fight capitalism? only use lowercase letters.
Do you know the worst part about books on rock climbing? Too many cliffhangers
Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn't work out.
If I see one more person texting while driving, I am going to roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
I am not always punny and sarcastic. I do sleep sometimes.
We never really grow up. We only learn how to act in public.
The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you are still a rat.
Before the Internet people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information? Yeah. It wasn't that.
I've stopped drinking for good. I only drink for evil now.