Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
A sprinter was shot with a starter's pistol yesterday. Police say it's race related.
The laundromat was robbed with the thieves making a clean getaway.
Breaking News: Man faints on luggage carousel at Glasgow Airport. He is slowly coming round.
My birthstone is coffee bean.
It's faster to say "World Wide Web" than "WWW"
I tried to make a reservation at the library, but they were
completely booked.
Did you hear the latest scandal? Pythagoras was caught in a love triangle
A limbo champion walks into a bar. Instant disqualification.
Why did they call it "the dark ages"? Because there were so many knights.
I went bald early in life but I still kept a comb. I just can't part with it.