Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Apparently I've been doing this "coffee" thing wrong. It wakes you up way faster if you accidentally knock it over into your lap.

Adulthood is mostly googling symptoms and reheating coffee.

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee

Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It's called sleeping.

My wife left me because I'm insecure. No wait she's back. She just went to get coffee.

A lesson from a black coffee: You don't have to be sweet to be liked by everyone.