Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
My brain says "go to the gym," but my bed says "stay right here."
📋
Copy
👍
0
👎
0
You Might Also Like
More silly statuses for social media you might enjoy
Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.
North America...where your credit score says you can't afford to pay a $700 mortgage so you pay $1200 rent
I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went... then it dawned on me.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you will find a brain back there.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
← Back to All Statuses