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I intend to live forever, so far so good.

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I live by my own rules... that my wife has reviewed, revised and then approved. BUT STILL MY OWN RULES!!!!

Someone stole my bike, so I called the police, and they found the thief. He was arrested for peddling stolen goods.

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