Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.

Nothing good ever starts with 'Got a minute?'

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

Life is like a camera—focus on the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, just take another shot!

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

Albert Einstein is a great scientist, a good man. But his brother Frank, is a monster.