Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Piñatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you'll get what you want.

Some people say I'm addicted to somersaults, but that's just how I roll.

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

Don't you wish they made a clap-on clap-off device for some people's mouths?

Some people know the rules for playing the game Battleship and some people don't. It's pretty much hit or miss.

The first step of forgiveness is understanding some people are just stupid.