Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Science Tip: You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether it sees you later or in a while.

A new study reveals that listening to Queen might be bad for your health. This is due to unusually high mercury content.

I'm busy right now, can I ignore you later?

Life's greatest tragedy is that we grow old too soon, and wise too late.

You can't be late until you show up.

I hate housework. You make the beds, you do the dishes – and six months later you have to start all over again.