Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying me.

It's sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs.

God created the world. Everything else is made in China.

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off of it!

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Scientists estimate there are over 650 million obese people in the world, but those are just round figures.