Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Today's mood: somewhere between a 'meh' and a yawn.

They really need to stock ATMs better. I went to 4 of them today and they all said "insufficient funds."

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn't work out.

I told a joke in my Zoom meeting today. It wasn't even remotely funny.

My coworkers accused me of having OCD, I immediately put them all in their place...

It's sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs.