Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Some people know the rules for playing the game Battleship and some people don't. It's pretty much hit or miss.

Before the Internet people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information? Yeah. It wasn't that.

Do not let your mind wander too much. It is too small for you to let it out alone.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

When I was skinnier, I had a shirt that said I could talk to dead people. I can't wear it anymore because I'm no longer a medium.

I ate my exam papers...which means pretty soon I'll pass the test.