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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion.
I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day. To be discovered.
Scientists estimate there are over 650 million obese people in the world, but those are just round figures.
I tripped over a box of kleenex this morning. I was worried I sprained my ankle but there was only soft tissue damage.
I'd tell you to go to hell but I work there and don't want to see you every day.
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