Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

I always arrive late to the office but I make up for it by leaving early.

Science Tip: You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether it sees you later or in a while.

I'm busy right now, can I ignore you later?

Life's greatest tragedy is that we grow old too soon, and wise too late.

You can't be late until you show up.