Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

To err is human. To arr is pirate.

Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster in water. This means the bicycle is your only chance at beating a hippo in a triathlon.

How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail!

Humans are 75% water - basically cucumbers with anxiety.

My friend said his favorite Star Wars quote was, "Aargh Luke, ye scurvy dog, I be yer father." I think he got a pirated copy