Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Some people know the rules for playing the game Battleship and some people don't. It's pretty much hit or miss.
I found out my girlfriend is a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
Lawyer team for the failed Brazilian lift procedure are prepping their rebuttal.
Don't let anyone treat you like free salsa. You are cheese dip baby. YOU. ARE. CHEESE DIP.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money? It took you 5-7 seconds to take it from my account.
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
I've just released my own fragrance. But nobody on this bus seems to like it.
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds really fun if you don't know what either of those two things are.
When a cashier told me, "Strip down, facing me." How was I supposed to know she meant my credit card?