Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
My comfort zone has a waiting list.
Locally sourced couch potato.
Life update: still winging it.
Adulthood is mostly googling symptoms and reheating coffee.
I have a five-year plan: figure out a plan in five years.
I'm about as easy to understand as an IKEA manual.
Just broke up with the gym. We didn't work out.
Current mood: Somewhere between "meh" and "help me!"
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.
Reality called, so I hung up.