Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
A penny for your thoughts seems a bit pricey.
I hear they're making clear Velcro, but I can't see it catching on.
I was in the World Kleptomaniac championships. I took the Gold, Silver and Bronze.
Learn from Pandora's mistake—think outside the box.
Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
If at first, you don't succeed, destroy any evidence that you ever tried.
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
To err is human. To arr is a pirate.
I'd call you a tool, but even they serve a purpose.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.