Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
To be successful in life, have these: backbone, wishbone, and a funny bone.
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Remember, if you can't say something nice, make it funny.
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me. I'll laugh at them.
I don't snore. I dream I'm a motorcycle.
The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying me.
According to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.