Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
When it comes to music windmills are big metal fans.
Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Please don't make my funeral too early. I'm not really a mourning person.
I am pretty sure I only need one more bad decision and I will have a whole set.
If attacked by a mob of clowns go for the juggler.
I asked a flight attendant how often planes crash. She said "usually just once"
My masseuse rubs me the wrong way, but my chiropractor cracks me up.
Karma, you missed the list of people that I have.
Take your nose back; I found it in my business.