Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

The real trouble with reality is that there is no background music.

My mind is like an Internet browser. 19 tabs open, 3 of them frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

What's a thief's favorite kind of metal? Steel.

There's a certain happiness which comes from being silly.

Going to a music lovers meeting but can't remember if it's on... Penny Lane, Electric Avenue or down on Main Street.

Starting a page called Older Fans, where I tell everyone what hurts today and what small task I was doing that caused the pain.