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Karma, you missed the list of people that I have.
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Dear karma,
I have a list of people you missed.
People often mistake me for being a good listener. The truth is, I really just donβt want to talk.
People, like prescription drugs, should have to list the side effects they're likely to cause.
I hate it when people think they can just waltz into my office, when what I am listening to is clearly in 4/4.
1988: Don't get into a car with a stranger
2002: Don't meet people on the Internet
2018: Uber
People say "I hate to bother you." Maybe they should learn how to hate it a little bit more.
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