Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

How long does it take to get through a labyrinth? A minotaur two.

We never really grow up. We only learn how to act in public.

Pepsi and Coke can't even be in the same restaurant together and society wants us all to get along?

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

When I was skinnier, I had a shirt that said I could talk to dead people. I can't wear it anymore because I'm no longer a medium.