Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Albert Einstein is a great scientist, a good man. But his brother Frank, is a monster.

Piñatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you'll get what you want.

Life's greatest tragedy is that we grow old too soon, and wise too late.

When it comes to music windmills are big metal fans.

Our child has a great deal of willpower—and even more won't power.

Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It’s called wedding cake.