Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.

I always take life with a grain of salt. Plus, a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.

Life is like a camera—focus on the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, just take another shot!

Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

Life is short. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake. Take the trip.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.