Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.

I saw an elderly man at the supermarket collecting shopping carts. He must have been pushing 70.

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

You come from dust and return to dust. That's why I don't dust. It could be someone I know.

It's almost October, which means all of the cobwebs and dust in my house will soon become Halloween decorations.

Our butcher sells sausages online; but the links are broken.