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Status: Too lazy to put a status.

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I wouldn't exactly say I'm lazy, but it’s a good thing that breathing is a reflex.

"Lazy" is such a strong word. I prefer to call it 'selective participation.'

I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

I hate typo's. You mix up a couple of letters and your entire status is urined.

I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is much more fun.

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