Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
If you can't stop thinking about someone's update, that's called 'status cling.'
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Someone stole my bike, so I called the police, and they found the thief. He was arrested for peddling stolen goods.
Someone stole my bike. I called the cops and they found the thief. He was arrested for peddling stolen goods.
I've stopped drinking for good. I only drink for evil now.
Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?
Someone has been stealing the wheels of police cars. Police are working tirelessly to catch them.
After a short conversation, someone asked me if I was a nerd.
I said I preferred the term "smarter than you".
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