Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

They really need to stock ATMs better. I went to 4 of them today and they all said "insufficient funds."

We never really grow up. We only learn how to act in public.

Whoever determined a 1-inch candy bar should be called "fun sized" should really re-evaluate their standards for entertainment.

I really wish there was some kind of signal drivers could use on their car to notify other drivers that they're turning.

Please don't make my funeral too early. I'm not really a mourning person.

Sarcasm helps keep people from understanding you're saying what you really think of them.