Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Don't worry. If Plan A doesn’t work, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

War doesn't determine who's right—it determines who's left.

Maybe the day doesn't like being seized.

If it doesn't make sense I just smile and nod.

I hate when homeless people shake their cup of coins at me. It's like yeah, I know you have more money than me — no need to rub it in.