Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

Did you hear the latest scandal? Pythagoras was caught in a love triangle

Smile, while you still have teeth!

If it doesn't make sense I just smile and nod.

Going to a music lovers meeting but can't remember if it's on... Penny Lane, Electric Avenue or down on Main Street.

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting.