Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
It's very hard to concentrate when I'm in a room full of cookies!
📋
Copy
👍
0
👎
0
You Might Also Like
More silly statuses for social media you might enjoy
I changed my bathroom's name to "The Jim" so I can tell everyone I go to the gym every morning.
I always make full eye contact when placing the stick that separates our groceries.
Only 273 fruit roll-ups to go until I get my full serving of fruit...
If a man said he'll fix it, he'll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months about it.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Who ever said "Out of sight, out of mind", never had a spider disappear in the bedroom.
← Back to All Statuses