Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Starting a page called Older Fans, where I tell everyone what hurts today and what small task I was doing that caused the pain.

I was going to tell a joke about time travel but nobody laughed.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

Don't you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.