Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Piñatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you'll get what you want.

Everything will kill you, so choose something fun.

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant because I believe in myself.

Just between you and me, I think "everything" bagels are making a lot of promises they can't keep.

God created the world. Everything else is made in China.

Any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.