Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
The movie Soylent Green was released in 1973 and was set in the year 2020. Now: Enter the Impossible Whopper... Hmmm
Someone has been stealing the wheels of police cars. Police are working tirelessly to catch them.
Someone stole my bike, so I called the police, and they found the thief. He was arrested for peddling stolen goods.
Insurance companies are warning that if your tent is stolen while camping, you won't be covered
Is the professor who instructs dental school students about dentures a Substitooth Teacher?
The meaning of opaque is unclear.
After a short conversation, someone asked me if I was a nerd.
I said I preferred the term "smarter than you".
Science Tip: You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether it sees you later or in a while.
There was a power failure at the mall. I got stuck on an escalator for two hours.
I hate it when revolving doors move too fast. It's a real pane in the butt.