Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
North America...where your credit score says you can't afford to pay a $700 mortgage so you pay $1200 rent
life, n.: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.
I am going to need some of you to get weirder. I can't keep pulling all the weight.
You come from dust and return to dust. That's why I don't dust. It could be someone I know.
Did The Doors hold jamb sessions?
Threw a ball for my dog. Extravagant I know, but he looks great in a tuxedo.
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