Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Every rule has an exception, especially this one.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
War doesn't determine who's right—it determines who's left.
You can't be late until you show up.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a workstation...
Sarcasm helps keep people from understanding you're saying what you really think of them.
Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.
I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.