Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.
I used to fear tall people. Now I look up to them.
I don't believe in astrology. I'm a Libra and we're skeptical.
Procrastination is a dish best served eventually.
Egg salad is still chicken salad when you think about it.
I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make 1 wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.
Whoever determined a 1-inch candy bar should be called "fun sized" should really re-evaluate their standards for entertainment.
Pepsi and Coke can't even be in the same restaurant together and society wants us all to get along?