Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Nothing ruins Friday more than realizing it's only Wednesday.

People say "I hate to bother you." Maybe they should learn how to hate it a little bit more.

I am pretty sure I only need one more bad decision and I will have a whole set.

If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

I hate when homeless people shake their cup of coins at me. It's like yeah, I know you have more money than me — no need to rub it in.

People who say "I hate to bother you" need to learn to hate it a little bit more.