Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I'd tell you to go to hell but I work there and don't want to see you every day.

For years there's been talk about getting rid of the US penny and they finally did it! Some people are just afraid of change.

Piñatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you'll get what you want.

If a man said he'll fix it, he'll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months about it.